In conversation

Just to give you an idea how does conversation in a normal afternoon with Meg would go.

Me: It's Mid Autumn Festival. How do you think we should celebrate?

Meg: BBQ?

Me: Yah but I think the stupid neighbour upstairs will complain.

Meg *straight-faced*: Let's get a gun.

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Meg *drawing*: Does this look like a 'L'?

Me: No.

Meg *adding more to drawing*: Now?

Me: No.

Meg *adds more*: Now?

Me: No.

Meg: Ok I think you're just not creative or artistic enough to see it.

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Eating in Niwa Sushi.

Me: Their chawanmushi actually tastes quite good.

Meg: I love it when Sakae Sushi delivers.

Me: What? You meant the chawanmushi?

Meg: We're on the topic of chawanmushi, aren't we?

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Starts pouring.

Me: Let's run!

Meg: But mum, you don't know how to run. THIS is running! *sped off*

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Meg *sees me blogging*: What are you gossiping about this time?

Me: *ROLLS EYES TTM!!!*