It's come to the point in life whereby it's time to explain ....... ahem ....... the birds & the bees to Meg. Hence, I bought a book to help me and was attempting to name the female reproductive organ to her.
Me: Ovary.
Meg: Oh ..... that sounds like X-Men's "WOLVERINE".
OMG ..... as if it's not already stressful enough for me. *sweat* So I tried again.
Me: Fallopian tube
Meg: *shouts* YOUTUBE!!! (then falls over laughing to herself)
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I promptly dismissed her from sex-ed & she flounced off happily to watch TV.
*God give me strength*
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