Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The birds & the bees

It's come to the point in life whereby it's time to explain ....... ahem ....... the birds & the bees to Meg. Hence, I bought a book to help me and was attempting to name the female reproductive organ to her.

Me: Ovary.
Meg: Oh ..... that sounds like X-Men's "WOLVERINE".

OMG ..... as if it's not already stressful enough for me. *sweat* So I tried again.

Me: Fallopian tube
Meg: *shouts* YOUTUBE!!! (then falls over laughing to herself)

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I promptly dismissed her from sex-ed & she flounced off happily to watch TV.

*God give me strength*

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